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imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

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charlottelabouff:

vua2:

I’ll never understand people who don’t drink alcohol

Maybe they know what alcohol can do to people, maybe they fear liver failure, maybe they had a family member or friend that died from an alcohol related accident, maybe they don’t feel the need or desire to drink, it’s really not that hard to comprehend.

(Source: vua, via rebornica)

I thought of this last night for people who are having troubles identifying their sexual orientation.

scary-troylerphandom:

flying-like-a-bat:

Person:”Hey, where are you?”

You: “I’m in the closet!”

Person: “What are you doing in there? Come out!”

You: “No, I can’t! I haven’t decided what to wear yet!”

Person: “Just pick something, hurry up!”

You: “No,  it needs to be perfect, it needs to be me. Give me time.”

take your time coming out of the closet, make sure what you’re wearing is perfect, and if you need to go back and change outfits, that’s ok too.

Thank you

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cpwiser10:

cpwiser10:

Today we had sex ed because reasons and my sex ed teacher was like “You’re all gonna have sexual intercourse one day.” and I just busted out laughing

and then he said "Because eventually you’re all gonna kiss the opposite gender" and I doN’T THINK I’VE EVER LAUGHED HARDER IN MY LIFE LIKE I WAS DYING

STOP REBLOGGING THIS IM JUST A HELLA GAY ASEXUAL I SWEAR IM NOT LONELY ST O P

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